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Obi wan Pwinnobi: Someone asking for help addressed me using this name today, and I must admit, I was more inclined to help than I otherwise might have been.

More vocabulary for pwinnions

pwinndle: an ebook reader from Amazon. Mine says ‘pwinndle’ right there on the screen

pwinnball: the machines have largely died out in arcades—as have arcades—but pwinnball lives on in electronic form

opwinn sesame: a magical means of access

opwinnionated: I always have been

pwinñata: at a party, I make all the kids happy, and a few adults too

spwinnach: eat plenty, I hear it makes you strong, like Popeye

Keep Your Allegiance Clear

To visit a cwinntessential blog is one thing. To become a cwinnion is quite another.

Choose wisely.

Tip: Keep Up on Pwinnion Vocabulary

Additions to the list from various sources:

pwinnteresting: as only pwinn can be.

pwinntercourse: conversational or otherwise, I suppose.

pwinnappropriate: only appropriate for pwinn. See: pwinntercourse.

pwinndicative: indicates pwinn!

pwinnimize: To denigrate, even unintentionally, by comparison to pwinn.

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